THE SECOND BOAT
Probably my most controversial book topic is the Second Boat. To be clear, IT IS A FULL-BLOWN SATIRE! I always wondered where our continuing stories of fantastical beasts originated. Has this been sheer imagination? Have similar looking animals been mis-remembered? Were these creatures actually on this planet at one time and simply don’t exist? If they disappeared, where did they go and why?
Mixing the final theory with a popular religious happening, I came up with an idea which encompasses the idea that these creatures did exist at one time and don’t today because they were all on a second Ark?
I invented a cousin for Noah and named him Yesah. Together, Noah and Yesah build two Arks (only Noah hears God’s decree), build their Arks. Our missing beasts, which now only live in our memories, were the ones Yesah had on his boat and, for some reason, his boat got lost.
I don’t mean to insult anyone’s beliefs. This is simply an absurd theory put forth in fun.
This will be our topic on Mondays so plan to catch the ongoing saga each week.
